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What followed was the most one sided game of FF0fL we’ve ever had. Usually if you get slipped a crippler by the God of Cards it gets evened out by the Dice Gods, and vice versa. This game the Lawdogs were punished severely by both deities! The shootout at the Corral, we knew was going to be short yet desperate so decreed that only one action, shooting, would take place. All the protagonists were rolling D10s, except Doc, Wyatt and Virgil Twerp who were fearsome Shootists armed with D12s…

The first exchange went as expected with one of the Clanton faction getting getting well slotted Vigil Twerp got winged…

Everybody threw down and Morgan stopped one in the kisser, which blew wot passed for his brayns all over the Corral! Doc was down too!

Hammers were fanned and the next volley sent Wyatt home by a road he did not know!

Doc staggered to his feet and emptied the scattergun to no effect, Virgil went down…

In the finest traditions of FFofL deadman’s click means just that, concentrated Clanton gunfire Cured Doc Holiday’s cough for him. A groggy Virgil Twerp staggers to his feet…

To be smashed back down, daisy, before he bit the dust…

The Gunfight at OK Corral was over. To have themselves a celebrate the Clanton gang rounded up the rest of the Cowboys and robbed the bank. Sheriff Slim Pickens and his deputies tried to restore law and order but met the same fate as the Twerps…

Curly Bill Brocius surveyed the carnage and laughed evilly…

“Looks like we win!”

 

 

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