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Dad looking up from the evening newspaper…
“What’s them two doing?”
“In the kitchen casting more lead soldiers with that lead you nicked from work.”
“Well it’s creative and at least it’s keeping ’em quiet!”
Half a century later ‘elf and safety got invented.
"Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"
"I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"