Superb and original. Um, and I see they seem to live in giant haggis mounds, is it a part of the nightmare?
They are not Haggis mounds. As everyone knows the wild haggis lives on the mountains and has its legs shorter on one side than the other to facilitate running around mountains see http://www.robertburns.org.uk/Assets/Documents/haggisarticle.pdf
They are endangered by tourists dogs
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