I was wondering if the length of a sword was within accepted social distancing? If it is the Big Bean should dispatch a chariot to convey Captain Tom to her Londinium hovel, whereupon it should be…
“Arise Sir Tom, Knight of the Realm, a shining endorsement of what put’s the Great in Britain.”
"Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"
"I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"