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Shaun Travers
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The goat muttered “But the work is not yet done.  There is no end in sight (TM) to stopping the madness”.

It is the following night.

Some soldiers are out on patrol.  Five of them.  In Normandy (TM).

Suddenly a giant pig wanders into view.  Before the soldiers can react, its guts spill open and 5 germans roll out.

“Scurry!” The patrol leader calls out and the squad moves towards the nearest cover.

Before a firefight can break out a giant cow also careers into view.  And then a goat ambles up and speaks to the leader.

“Control your men.  Take cover and don’t fire. I think I have it covered.”
The leader is too shocked to do or say anything.  So the goat ignores him and incants something in an unknown language.

The giant animals collapse into ecto-plasmic slime. The Germans run back to their lines. The squad runs back to their lines. Only the goat is left.

“Well, that’s how the die rolls.”