“Language like that is going to get a certain Marine to go all “FiveCore” on your posterior…”
Indeed, and the only bloody carpet will be yours 😉
I was going to recommend the title “Holy ****, this Marine is kicking my ***** all the way through my *****, so much so that my ****** no longer *****.” While I like it, I humbly suggest we stick to GYAPWW1TMDLTGR 😉
And if we’re all picking cool Italian nicknames, I want to be Don Diego 😉
Anyway, gentlemen, let’s adjourn back to the “Somewhere Over the Gulf” thread, where I will gladly answer any questions you may have (this thread is for desert USMC, desert FFL, and desert Argentinians masquerading as other troops).