I was thinking Polyfilla on mdf, painted and ‘flocked’ with sand (kiln dried, silver or beach, not builder’s).
Not really practicable for large pieces – the Polyfilla would probably shrink and crack. There’s also the weight.
DAS Pronto would be an alternative. Probably more expensive though.
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