What a terrible state of affairs. You call yourselves men? What’s happened to the virtues of honour and courage? I won’t dream of hiding my spending from my wife….
I just lock myself up in the bathroom for a couple of days and wait till it all blows over…besides she’ll find an excuse to beat me even if I don’t spend the cash on Hearthguard and Halflings
“The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.”