Rod…please I don’t mind you drinking and ranting and raving like a…like a…well like a Scotsman, this seems tolerable in our evening exchanges but this is Sunday morning so go easy on the whiskey OK….
Now please stop insulting the entire world by pretending to rule it…your English Overlord’s won’t be happy with you!
I googled famous Scottish people who have influenced the world and this is what came up (because google is the source of all truth)
“The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.”