You say that only because of the level of security that comes with the knowledge that THE Chuck Norris doesn’t frequent internet forums of hobby dorks.
Just remember: Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting, because the term hunting hints at the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The only reason your conscious right now is because Chuck Norris doesn’t feel like carrying you.
Chuck Norris sued NBC for copyright infringement for its TV series, “Law and Order,” which are the names of Norris’ left and right legs, respectively.
Yada-yada-yada, you get the point Kyote, so watch yourself buddy. I don’t want you disappearing in a flurry of roundhouse kicks 😉