you? Facetious? pass the smelling salts vicar.
Now, my children – well, when she was about 8 I took my eldest daughter to a show where I was helping run a game, more babysitting than by choice. She was pleasant, helpful, chatted, rolled dice, sat quietly when required to etc, I was quite pleased. Then at the end of the show I had to carry stuff to the van, and I turned to her and said
‘I will be back in 5 minutes, don’t talk to any strange men.’
‘They are ALL strange men’