Dammit, Rory. Treat this cancer like a fight with a pirate. You’re under no obligation to fight fair. Do whatever it takes to win, kick its ass, and run the rest of its companions up a yardarm for a quick dance.
On a related note, if there’s anything we can do for you on this side of the Atlantic, please do not hesitate to ask.
I'm lucky to be here
With someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine