KG Klink Fall Gelb Campaign Plan for 5Core Company Command

[Rod Robertson]

Ivan wrote:

“From each according to ability, right? ”

To each according to their need, Comrade! (Playing of the socialist international here.)

Jack, the commies are circling ever closer!

Cheers and good world revolution.

Commissar  Rodina Robertsevitch.

[Just Jack]

Well, what a rude little Hobbit!

 

So you’re still mad about the ‘footy captain’ thing then? You can’t be angry with me when you get drunk and send me a rambling pile of manure and I respond with a light-hearted joke.

 

And I’m giving you an ‘out’ by saying you were drunk, as I’d hope no one in their right mind would state such things.  I’d certainly be claiming I was drunk/off my meds/took too many meds/the dog ate my homework. Something!

 

In any case, you’ve gone too far, Sir! I beseech you to kindly stay away from The Great State of Texas, lest I be forced to make you fetch a switch and put you over my knee, sonny! 😉

 

Now, having partaken of the silliness, can we get back to talking about war gaming, please?

 

V/R,

Jack

[War Panda]

“I beseech you to kindly stay away from The Great State of Texas…”

Never heard of it Jack…is it near Texas?…unfortunately I’ve been there a few times

I knew I’d regret responding to one of your persistent private messages. Is this because I didn’t reply back when you asked for more correspondence ? Anymore it’ll  cost you my fat Texan Pirate. And no more trying to get me drunk and private messaging me. That might work on goats Sir but not on me

Now get back to Producing the next season of “Carpet Wars”

“The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.”

[kyoteblue]

Alright Yall I got a gallon of Lowe’s paint, they matched up my last bottle of Howard Hue’s Geo-Hex green so after I cut shape file sand some blue board into hills I’ll be able to paint and flock them.   I told Ya I was making you some hills Just Jack.

[Ivan Sorensen]

Are you going to mess with Aggression ratings for the French or just roll ’em up and assume that whoever you are fighting could be anywhere on the spectrum?

[War Panda]

I told Ya I was making you some hills Just Jack.

Now if someone can chip in and send him a new personality then we’re all good 🙂

Now don’t be such a girl Jack. I’m only joking

 

“The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.”

[Rod Robertson]

Just Jack:

Thus it has always been with the Irish! They are an argumentative and belligerant folk who cannot abide other’s ways and traditions. That’s why a bunch of them left Texas to fight (and die) with the Mexicans as el Batalion de San Patricios! War Panda is just being a modern day John Riley, the leader of these Irish expats in arms. Riley was prone to fighting in Ireland and had to join the British Army rather than going to jail for some offence. But he couldn’t stand it in the the army so he emigrated to Canada. He couldn’t cut it in Canada so he emigrated to the USA and joined the US Army. There he soured on the “Anglo-Protestant”  bias of America and he deserted from the army. During the Mexican American War he fled south to Mexico where he and some like minded Irishmen and other Catholics from the US joined the Mexicans and formed el batalion de San Patricio. He was branded as a deserter from the US Army when he was captured by US forces. He then returned to Mexico and rejoined the army, finally dying of Yellow Fever in 1850 in Vera Cruz.

War Panda has the same restless genes and the same pugnacious nature. No doubt at some point he will flee Canada and form el batalion de Panda-amigos in Mexico in Ciudad Juarez, protecting the cartels running model railway supplies to el Norte! 

A song for Panda:

So Jack and all others who read this note of caution. Enjoy the Panda while he is here for he will soon wander into woe. It is the Irish way!

Rod Robertson

[Rod Robertson]

Just Jack:

If you’re looking for a good source of France 1940 scenarios this is the book for you!

Karl-Heinz Frieser has written an excellent book with very good maps and outstanding footnotes. I strongly recommend it if you are interested in the Battle of France. I pull my copy out all the time when I want a new French vs. Germans Scenario.

Cheers and good gaming.

Rod Roberson.

[War Panda]

War Panda has the same restless genes and the same pugnacious nature. No doubt at some point he will flee Canada and form el batalion de Panda-amigos in Mexico in Ciudad Juarez, protecting the cartels running model railway supplies to el Norte! 

 

Some excellent ideas Rod Roy but lets just sit back and contemplate the Scottish contribution to civilization: Men dressed as women and eating sheep intestines. Poo to you …you crossdressing sheep shi$te eater. “batalion de Panda-amigos” I do like the sound of that however  🙂

protecting the cartels running model railway supplies to el Norte! 

Yeah word on the ground is there’s a desperate need for some decent model terrain north of Mexico…Texas for instance:

Texan recreation of the eruption of Mount Vesuvius

 

“The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.”

[kyoteblue]

History and humor !!!! This thread has it all !!!!

[Just Jack]

Kyote – As I’ve mentioned previously, I shall not accept any hills as I have plenty.

Commie #1 – I’m just going to play as normal; I haven’t tried the Aggression rolls to be honest, I’m too busy screwing around with other stuff!

Commie #2 – First, I’m familiar with the San Patricios, and second, you’re killing me!  I needed that book before I made my campaign plan 😉  I finished my France 1940 stuff, but then I ordered some more.  I received it today, got it cleaned up and mounted for priming…

My Dear Panda –  “I’m only joking”  Thanks for clarifying brother.  In the spirit of clarification, I’ll add that I was also joking.  I won’t put you over my knee, now matter how cute and cuddly you are.  I was going to make a very insensitive comment regarding Irish Catholics (relating to Commie #2’s San Patricio remarks), but I don’t think I could stand the flood of tears and carpet photos.

“…you crossdressing sheep shi$te eater.”  I see you’re still drunk-posting.  I’m guessing “batalion de Panda-amigos” is a rough-and-tumble gang of intramural soccer players, able to disappear in the tall grass, willing to take all comers so long as 1) the battalion is home by dinner, and 2) said comers aren’t Pikeys that might have a knife.  Eeek!   😉

Wargaming, anyone?

V/R,
Jack

[kyoteblue]

3-D hills that don’t just lay there……

[Just Jack]

“3-D hills that don’t just lay there……”

Are you telling me your hills are self-propelled?

V/R,
Jack

[Ivan Sorensen]

As an aside, do you have any Anti-tank rifle figures? I don’t recall seeing them, and there should be a few around 🙂

(probably rate them as lousy as possible unless they’re firing at an armoured car or some such)

[kyoteblue]

You know I could get one of those cheap wallly world radio controlled cars and build a hill on it……..with a forest on the hill.

[War Panda]

“I could get a cheap wallly world radio controlled cars and build a hill on it”

Doesn’t Jack do that already?

I won’t put you over my knee, now matter how cute and cuddly you are.

Ahh …I almost feel disappointed Jack my boy.  I bet you say that to all the goats…

“The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.”

[Ivan Sorensen]

kyoteblue wrote:

<p data-wr_replaced=”true”>You know I could get one of those cheap wallly world radio controlled cars and build a hill on it……..with a forest on the hill.

How the airforce mounts a bayonet charge 🙂

[kyoteblue]

LOL !!! This is a fun thread…

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