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    The sleepy little Dorset village of Bell-End, where nothing much happens from one century to the next…

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

    #126508
    Norm SNorm S
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    Lookin’ very sleepy! Sort of Sunday morning sleepy. What could possibly happen?

    #126513
    Derek HDerek H
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    Lookin’ very sleepy! Sort of Sunday morning sleepy. What could possibly happen?

    Ructions?

    #126530
    willzwillz
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    They must be well off as the village has a church and the ruins of an abbey.   What’s the ructions invasion of second home owners.

    #126572

    Bert Bricklebonk staggered from Belle-End’s hostelry…

    It had been a good afternoon’s gargling and his head was singing. Another of them daft reporters had been in from London, searching for the leg-end of the Fallshirmjagers. In between whisky chasers Bert had waxed lyrical as he drank the hack’s ale and told the story, he then sent the lad on his way to look at the Old Watermill and search the churchyard for an old, overgrown gravestone. Bert wended his way up the lane till he heard a shout of…

    “TAKE ME TOO YOUR LEADER!”

    Looking down and squinting Bert saw three little green men in the lane.

    ” You young ‘uns off to a fancy dress party then, those costumes look a bit naff though.”

    The Great Emperor Zooney the Lazoon, a pretty niggley little fellow at the best of times levitated in fury. The globe clasped in his gauntlets glowed bright and Bert was bathed in pale blue light… then he turned into a frog. The Great Emperor Zooney the Lazoon floated back to earth with an evil smirk…

    “Now hop it Granddad!”

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

    #127055

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

    #127056

    Abbot Fiddler witnessed this terrible scene over the gate of his churchyard, he wailed plaintively…

    “Only the Lord can save us now!”

    But the Lord had rode right out of town, and death had rode in…

    Riding a black Dalek!!!

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

    #127085
    PatricePatrice
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    Excellent…!

    http://www.argad-bzh.fr/argad/en.html
    https://www.anargader.net/

    #127133

    As Abbot Fiddler fled from black apparition in the churchyard he caught sight of something that tested his belief in ‘we’re all god’s creatures’ a tad more…

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

    #127224

    An RAF Harrier streaks in fast and low over Bell-End… the game’s afoot!!!

    Within the hour the Brigadier, Flash, Sergeant Benton and the U.N.I.T. lads arrive in the village, their armoured support trundles down the main street…

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

    #127226
    WhirlwindWhirlwind
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    Marvellous!

    https://hereticalgaming.blogspot.co.uk/

    #127569

    Patience dear viewers, in tomorrow’s thrilling episode all will be revealed…

    One thing that has come to light, the Doctor and Sarah Jane are lost in the time space continuum…
    Earth must stand alone!!!

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

    #127853

    “Spread out chaps, old Flash will soon smell out any trouble.”

    The Brigadier’s faithful hound’s snotbox is fated to be working overtime this day!

    U.N.I.T. had been called in to investigate the disappearance of the Prime Ministerial chariot who’s inbuilt tracker had stopped operating an hour ago…

    Previously on Bell-Enders… one hour ago, in the spaceship of the Great Emperor Zooney of the Lazoons…

    “Whadya mean you’ve lost it. “I’ve come across seven Galaxies to capture this Earthling and you’ve lost it?”!!!???”

    The Emperor hissed menacingly to a flustered underthing…

    “The tractor beam’s gone wonkey again Sire, we cannot harvest the Earthling’s Leader”

    The Emperor immediately takes command of a landing party, turns poor old Bert into a frog, then orders his men to spread out and find the Leader of the Earthlings, they do so in fine style…

    A fine style well matched by the Brigadier’s lads, as the Raff make another low level recce pass. The racket wakes Constable ‘Turnip’ Turner from his slumbers, rubbing the sleep from his eyes he gingerly has a gander from his Police Box…

    And instantly leaps back as a speeding Saracen zooms by nearly taking the shine of his size nines. A brilliant purple flash and a blaster bolt rickoshays from the AFV’s armour, who’s gunner replies with a devastating burst of heavy machine gun fire…

    The Battle of Bell-End is on!!!

    A searching Zooney discovers a nasty surprise as he combs the Churchyard, Abbot Fiddler prays desperately, as blaster bolts bounce of the golden pepperpot’s armour. The Zoonies are doing a blinding job of searching the village…

    Finding everything, but wot they seek. An unfortunate Zooney opens the door of No.3 and a rocket zooms past his right shoulder into the distance as Psycho Santa enters the fray. Not for long, a support Zooney makes the fight’s first kill…

    Fighting becomes hectic in the fields and on the landing grounds. A telling burst from the Saracen’s gunner decimates the Zooney landing party…

    The Great Emperor Zooney the Lazoon is cut down by a double tap in the canister from U.N.I.T.’s Veteran Sergeant Benton. His Empress is savaged to death by Flash the dog, and Constable ‘Turnip’ is killed in the execution of his duty while attempting to apprehend a little green felon…

    The general mayhem causes something horrible to stir in the ruined Abbey’s Rhododendron bushes!!!

    Two gallant Zoonies enter the ruins pursued by U.N.I.T.’s Veteran Sergeant Benton. Purple flashes, unearthly screams of pain and terror, echo around Bell-End. The valiant Flash scuttles off and cowers, tail between legs, behind the Brigadier. The black Dalek transmats back to the orbiting Dalek ship and sets an immediate course for Skaro.

    The ugliest, vilest, most evil creature in the Universe, emerges from the ruins of the Abbey…

    The Battle of Bell-End is over…

     

     

     

     

     

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

    #127860
    Darkest Star GamesDarkest Star Games
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    They killed Santa.  Not cricket, not cricket at all.

    "I saw this in a cartoon once, but I'm pretty sure I can do it..."

    #127865

    They killed Santa. Not cricket, not cricket at all.

    Doesn’t bother the Bell-Enders, they’re all right mate…

    Santa put their prezzies around the ‘Dorset Knob’s Crimbo Tree before turning psycho!!!

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

    #127930

    As is the way in this old and quaint little corner of our Septic Isle, things quickly return to what passes for normal in Bell-End. There is little evidence to be seen today of the momentous drama played out there. Constable Turner was awarded a posthumous George Cross, it can be seen in a mahogany display case in Abbot Fiddler’s church. When the terrible Lazoon creature met it’s end, Bert was released from his curse, and turned from a toad back into a Bert.
    Constable ‘Ginger’ Hale, ‘Turnip’ Turner’s replacement, came across Bert after he’d had a convivial afternoon in the Knob. Bert received a stern lecture from the new Plod for letting ‘Temeraire’ have a piddle on the village pillar box…
    These days, it’s all that passes for a ruction in Bell-End.

    "Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

    "I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

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